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{"type":"standard","title":"Anna Maria Erdődy","displaytitle":"Anna Maria Erdődy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6465739","titles":{"canonical":"Anna_Maria_Erdődy","normalized":"Anna Maria Erdődy","display":"Anna Maria Erdődy"},"pageid":59767067,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Anna_Maria_Erd%C3%B6dy_commemorative_plaque%2C_Jedlesee.jpg/330px-Anna_Maria_Erd%C3%B6dy_commemorative_plaque%2C_Jedlesee.jpg","width":320,"height":501},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Anna_Maria_Erd%C3%B6dy_commemorative_plaque%2C_Jedlesee.jpg","width":447,"height":700},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279713058","tid":"e73d12e2-fd60-11ef-b6bd-0476073eb0b6","timestamp":"2025-03-10T03:36:51Z","description":"Hungarian noblewoman and friend of Beethoven","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anna_Maria_Erd%C5%91dy"}},"extract":"Countess Anna Maria (Marie) von Erdődy was a Hungarian noblewoman and among the closest confidantes and friends of Ludwig van Beethoven. Dedicatee of four of the composer's late chamber works, she was instrumental in securing Beethoven an annuity from members of the Austrian high nobility.","extract_html":"
Countess Anna Maria (Marie) von Erdődy was a Hungarian noblewoman and among the closest confidantes and friends of Ludwig van Beethoven. Dedicatee of four of the composer's late chamber works, she was instrumental in securing Beethoven an annuity from members of the Austrian high nobility.
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