{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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